In an understanding display of good sportsmanship and depraved hormones, the Slytherin team appeared from the Changing rooms first, clad in their trademark green and silver uniforms. Beeg sex He’s tops on a broom!” praised Oliver Wood, a former alumnus of the school and Keeper for Puddlemere United. “Not even ten minutes,” bemoaned Fred Weasley. “We didn’t think we could lose, either way!” the blue-skinned duo chimed cheekily to this reporter, once they were properly robed after the game, but still quite Smurf-blue having dyed themselves in true Celtic fashion prior to the game. Your Daily Snitch
by RITA SKEETER
photos by A. The event causing the ruckus – the now infamous “Naked Quidditch Match”- or more commonly, the house game between Gryffindor and Slytherin.
